How To: Be Marginally Famous

A lesson in exploiting your niche: "2007 US Air Guitar Champion" William Ocean

Crushing the beer can with the back flip was a nice touch, I must say.

The finals for the 2008 US Air Guitar Championship will be held August 8th in Frisco (which is a short, douchey way of saying San Francisco for those of you not in the know).

But honestly, I'm thinking the finals might be a bit anticlimactic. The regional finalist from Brooklyn, Bettie B. Goode, actually lost a toe during her winning performance. How do you top that?