Future President of the United States:

I didn't know the Seven Dwarves came in Chinese flavor:

Eddiestential Dillema:

Worst hyperbole EVER:

I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger:
Congratulations! You are not allowed to reproduce.